DEATH!!!! (by chocolate) -

Visualise this………………………….

It was my kid brothers birthday on the 25th and like a responsible elder I went and bought him a cake...hoping it kills him (atleast thats what the label promised). Death by chocolate!!!

Got it home just before lunch, he sees it...AH the bait works....the fridge cools it while I await its splended results.. :-) (a sinister laugh fills the air) (errr mine!!)

He cuts it, we all sing and then the defining moment, he lifts a piece, a yummy tasty (killing) piece and - wait..he's feeding mom and dad oh NO!! This is not happening...but wait...nothing happens to them at all (smart baker - has made the cake auto target seeking)...now it’s his turn to take a bite..he does and....and....and......

.....and.......

HMMMMM!!!! NOTHING

Well I can see that the cake was a dud and nothing worked. How rude, what disappointment. I guess I just have to taste it for myself, well here goes - hmm yummy, the chocolate, the cream..

it has a layer of soft icing (chocolate obviously) on top of some delicious chocolate cake with whipped cream sandwiched in between - a deadly formula....well its safe now haha...didn’t work and good it didn’t cause I think I like the little brat a bit (now that he's older)......aaaaaaaaaaa.....guess it’s killing ME oh this isn’t happening why why ME??

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(Involve me running to the pot)

All's well that ends well, the damage was minor. I survive to live another day (blog another day as well)